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December 2005
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England & Wales |
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November 2005
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England |
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October 2005
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England |
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September 2005
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England & Wales |
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August
2005
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England & Wales |
 XML Index (for August 2005 only) |
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July
2005
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Japan |
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June
2005
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Japan & England |
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May
2005
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Wales & England |
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2005 |
Wales & England |
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March
2005
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Wales & England |
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February
2005
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Wales & England |
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January
2005
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All over the UK |
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December
2004
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All over the UK |
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November
2004
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Sheffield, England |
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October
2004
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England & Wales |
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September 2004
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England & Wales
from
the gutters to the stars - Frightfest to Fat Boy Slim; my
new home, bang in the middle of the Red Light district!; Sheffield
Uni Mature Student's Welcome Day; no,
it's not a wig, it's Rich being normal; my
latest bit of media exposure; goodbye
to Garfield; Fresher's
Week Day 00 Vital Statistics; Fresher's
Week Day 01 Vital Statistics; Welcome
to the Red Light Cupboard; Fresher's
Week Day 02 Vital Statistics; Introducing
my flatmates; A
letter back home; Fresher's
Week Day 04 Vital Statistics; hangover
alert!; relationships
and uni don't mix; Wage
Peace; The Hereford
Waldorf School 21st Birthday Celebration... |
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August
2004
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England & Wales
attack
of the chisel-wielding blindman at Southmead Hospital; a
lovely bit of swelling; WOMAD
Rivermead 2004; the
wonders of deleted-file-recovery software (your secret is safe
with me love); post-puke
advice; my uni budget; a
blob of dog-poo smelling puss drops from my mouth; my
nephew jamie; the
smallest toilet in the west; the
nature of moving spirits; nostalgia
with a difference (how far from lectures to the bar and the bar
to bed?); the trauma
of pre-ejaculated sperm; the
Bradwell Mill Gathering: taking the house on holiday, Surfin'
Woolacombe, campfires
by night, it's art
my dear, the secret
beach, arson?, don't
go to the dinosaur park... |
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July
2004
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England & Wales
getting
old ...or just having a bit of taste?; precoscious
teenagers; my friend
is a rapist ; Happy
Birthday to you, and you, and you; causing
a terrorism alarm; Ashton
Court Festival 2004... |
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June
2004
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England & Wales
The
summer starts here: a trip to our Pembrokeshire get-away; a
REAL wall calendar; nice
bus-t; how to sell
a very old car in a day; oversize
ego (I've passed my course!); jobsworth
bus drivers; I do
like to be beside the seaside (with a beautiful lady!); mum
and dad's HDRA Open Garden; the
Welsh Garden Project; a
yurt party; my nephew's
poo; Milton Keynes
Temple innaugoration; the
joys of being on hold ... |
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May
2004
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England
The
madness of credit card companies, are
you a Toother?, the
dictation machine, the
Maxillofacial department, Exit
Napolean Pursued by Rabbits, is
cycling whilst drunk illegal? essay
writing, dislocated arm, lusting
after friends, a weekend
in the woods with a very long rope (Marc's Stag Weekend), pelvic
thrusts are the answer, Bush
vs. Greenpeace: Not Guilty! situation
vacant, my Mojo strikes
back, Steiner education, my
beautiful avocado, the
latest pc mouse designed specifically for women, Marc
and Angela's wedding, Taylor's
Dummies, Sex Sex Sex in
the garden... |
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April
2004
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England
Old
friends, artwork from Studio
Orcop, yet another appearance
on TV, a horrendous traffic
accident?, bankruptcy, playing
around in the woods with my girlfriend, "Never
trust a man who when left alone in a room with a tea-cosey for
half-an-hour doesn't try it on", drunken
odds, oh to be single, essay
avoidance tecniques, bankruptcy
and budgets, this is what
life's all about, my sun-deck, best
not to use floor cleaner to wash your clothes... |
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March
2004
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England
Is
she my girlfriend? welly
boots, wooden ducks and a lot
of other rubbish; Bush
tries to take over the world (again); share
my love - more fan mail; frogspawn
spotted in pond ("No way??!!); The
No.12 to Paignton; fitting
into the sock of life; the
fight against bystander apathy; a
dying mouse; email from
Prime Minister Tony Blair; a
psychodelic train trip - celebrating unemployment; honesty
and vacuum cleaners; piece
for solo flute and dolphin; Takeshi
Kitano's Zatoichi... |
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February
2004
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England
A
near-death experience; Basil
Brush and a dental receptionist; Ethical
News Roundup; Tate Modern's
Weather Project; Kodo Taiko
Drumming Group; Sheffield
University Open Day; the
university's decision to let me in; I
got my Mojo back!; a disturbing
attraction to zebras; my
sister Catherine; Viewing
Figures from my BBC1 debut... |
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January
2004
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England
Hooray!
It's 2004!, Joseph as you've
never seen her him before, a
FANTASTIC New Year's Eve, dad's
60th - the family gathering, Amelie, in
the psychiatrist's chair, my
26th birthday pot-bellied pig, the
sexual life of earthworms, letter
from a king, a tale of
two blind dates, the "legalisation" of
cannabis in the UK, Lost
in Translation... |
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2003 |
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December
2003
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England
Karma
strikes again, where do
ice creams come from? My
national TV debut, Joseph
all dressed up nice and sexy in his schoolgirl gear, Control
Arms, What is the Meatrix? Lurgie
and mad dreams, drunken
post-sushi stunts, my ideal
girlfriend, Milk Sucks, Moor
Trees, resolutions fo next
week, Meet my new girlfriend! Lord
of The Rings III is out! Man
of the Year Awards 2003, What
planet are AOL on? You
wanna do WHAT with me? Adventure
of a lunchtime with Natalie and co, Christmas
2003, Bah Humbug to Christmas, New
Year and the excitement of life, the
end of an era as we say goodbye to The Office, end
of the year resolve. |
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November
2003
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England
A healthy bit of Bush Bashing, bog
rolls get stressed too, a
walk in the woods, fancy
dress party, is that "Miss" or "Mrs"?, credit,
credit everywhere, starring
role in Company Magazine, my
hair's falling out, a real-life
love story, woops, I knew
I shouldn't have picked up that shaver after drinking that bottle
of baileys, EEEENNNNGRRRAAAAALAND
win the world cup!, Stop
Bu$h Bristol demo, Jacko on
the run, falling through
a rainbow, the banana phone, TGW
survey results... |
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October
2003
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England
Blaine
and gherkins in London , End
the occupation of Iraq march in London, my
lovely amazing new nephew Jamie , pink
and blue fetishes, Lost
at sea in my local park, a
Google image search , the
meaning of "Joseph", seducing
my boss, I like living
here, Life in a world where
heat doesn't rise, Essay
avoidance tecniques, and then
there was one, relationship
barometer... |
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September
2003
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England
Another
Philippion loveletter, responsibility
at work, I want to fall
in love like they do in the movies, loo
of the year awards, Milton
Keynes: The UK's answer to Disneyland, the
destruction of the planet, I'm
a student!, Streets Alive
2003, Autumn, Childishness, My
sister's had a baby!... |
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August
2003
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England
The
Orange Ashton Court Festival, the
biggest BBQ in Hereford's history, Reunion
with Timo, Joseph's UK
TV debut, life in the
clouds, Bristol Harbour
Festival, Our manager
is God, the Welsh birthday
bash, my camp side, stuck
between a lap post and a road sign, a
Japanese picnic, drunken
Dan, is anyone reading
this?, time traveller, Cwmbrân
Shopping, Massive Attack
and Streets live in Bristol, Surfing
in the south... |
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July
2003
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England
Mad
dogs and Joseph, Life in
The Office, Fox in the
house, every cloud has
a silver lining, feeling
low... |
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June
2003
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England
Joke
of the month, Banana bomb, Strawberry
Farm weekend, a day at
the races, PUBLIC HEALTH
WARNING, The Isle of Wight
Festival, GM Free Britain
- It's now or never, parting
pains, The welsh garden
project, I Am Office Boy, ringing
the bells, Riding Lights
Theatre Company, guilt and
sorrow, the opportunity
to do WHAT to one another?... |
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May
2003
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England
A night out with a bunch of students, my
new room (it's bigger than a cupboard! , I
want to understand alternative "stuff" too!, The
BIG hill in the way, The
morning-after poo, I'm
a Traffic Enumerator!, Blockbusters
in my head, no more alcohol
binges for Joseph!, working
with the cops, the Matrix
Reloaded is out!, Bristol
LIVE - one great free gig, why
you should boycott Esso , a
Japanese evening, the stinky
brown coat, the monthly
review... |
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April
2003
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England
Severe
reverse culture shock hits home, the
world's most dangerous airline, arriving
home, English cheekiness , Smoking
Kills - can you say it any louder?, the
legendary DJ Derek, Never
make a call from Russia!, hitch-hiking
the UK, Spring in England, Frances
and the chimneypots, drugs
on offer, foam party, jobseeking, my
epilepsy calms down again, they
always think I'm gay!, excited
about uni, The Japanese
Daily Mumble... |
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March
2003
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Tokyo
An
apologetic breakfast, my
epilepsy worsens, the most
amazing rollercoaster in the world, the
Two-Headed Japanese Elephant, a
dancing monkey, peace demonstration
in Tokyo, what to do with
the rest of my life? a
night in the lockup, the
decision to go to university, fear
of parting from my girlfriend, our
beautiful holiday in Okinawa, intelligent
toilets, thoughts from
10,000 metres on culture shock and The Gaijin Bubble. |
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February
2003 |
Tokyo and
Korea
Pinch,
Punch, 1st of the month, two
giraffes, anti-Iraq
war demonstration, email
my phone, being an
Adult, the broomstick
police, destination
Australia?, Sumo wrestlers
join Neighbourhood Watch, acid
shampoo, Japan is one
big amusement park, placing
money before love, the
latest Japanese mobile phone, modern
artist Wolfgang Laib, preperations
for Korea trip, Valentine's
Day, packing my bags, how
to get upgraded to business class, a
free first night in Seoul, meeting
Dr.Evil's No.1, violation, the
incredible Gyeongju, mini-bulldozer
with a duck's head, passport
to Pusan, back to the
Big City: Seoul, dove
vs. pigeon, another
inter-continental decision, back
to the UK for Tame...
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January
2003
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Tokyo
Be
nice to me 2003!, The
hamster that Bit, the taste
of racism, a victim of
society's unspoken rules?, dislocated
shoulder, "There's
a Squid on the line for you dear!", finding
a place to live, my room
with a view, my 25th Birthday, the
all-over body-drier, escaping
the Broom Cupboard, an
accident on platform 4, consult
your frying-pan, choices...
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2002 |
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2002
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Tokyo
Tokyo
Disneysea, a parallel universe, "It's
a learning experience Joseph!", international
party, letter to my siblings, it's
flavorful, YEAH!, the bronking
aircorn, remembering the kanji, a
drunk housewife attacks, sunset
over Tokyo, walking the
handbag, a mad night out
with an Iranian Chicken Seller, Christmas
2002...
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| November
2002
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Milan (Italy)
Tokyo (Japan)
bonfire
night!, our
countryside retreat, my
first Christmas card, KOOP
live, Billy Salisbury's
homepage, Success and Failure, Tom
Friedman exhibition, Derek
the helium-filled Dalmatian, Coldplay
live in Milan, live
from 33,000 feet, jetlag, my
new home in Tokyo - the broomcupboard, culture
shock, Sheep chair, shall
I go out tonight?... |
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| October
2002
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Milan, Italy
a
night at the airport, my
dented Mercedes, I
spy my home from midair, a
live eel up her shirt, Switzerland's
Expo.02, Whiskey
poisoning, the $2000
speaker story, Nicola
Conte live, Milanese statues
take a break, a romantic
weekend break (alone), Halloween
in Orcop, letting
go of the stress...
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| September
2002
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England, UK
return
to Europe: Italy, The London
and Fred Budgieman, Bows
and arrows in Herefordshire, the
Jubilee Maze, My little
sister's wedding, illegal
knickers, a fantastically
large credit card bill...
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| August
2002
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Niseko, Japan
solo
night volcano climb, You
know you've been in one place too long when..., drag
queens , hot air ballooning, the
Rat Race, eplilepsy and
I: update, a Wednesday
Mumble, "White Water" rafting, the
ultimate Big Boy's Toy, Republic
of Potato...
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| July
2002
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Niseko, Japan
11
bets placed on the World Cup, rafting, Japanese
construction workers, concrete
hugging, the Sinkin
Bank, de-icing
a freezer with a chicken, Hello
Kitty scooter granny, my
bath, return
of Harry and Larry, love... |
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| June
2002
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Niseko, Japan
hitch-hiking
in Japan, volcano
village, the most boring
resort in the World, World
Cup parties, A Hereford
United supporter in Japan!, a
shaved forearm, Joseph Fatty
Tame, more World Cup
parties, rocket powered
shoe-car, cruising the
highways on Hanachan... |
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| May
2002 |
Niseko, Japan
settling
into a foreign environment, monkey
elected as Mayor, lost
in the bamboo, Morris
dancing, launch of Web-cam, speech
to over 200 people in Japanese, the
isolation begins to take its toll, Joseph's
Japanese study program, brewery
tour... |
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| April
2002 |
Osaka, Japan
a
few days in Kyoto, the
one and only Uno House, row
row row your boat, the
electric bath, don't
do it Joseph!, UFO
live lobster catching, Buddha's
Bogeys, Eric the clever
pigeon, arrival
at my home for the summer, Joseph's
dungeon... |
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| March
2002 |
Tokyo, Japan
the
end of my OBC career, a
three day hangover, the
smell of freedom, cultural
comparisons, the mystery
surrounding skyscraper construction, the
poo building, TGW goes
biluingual, mature
prostitution ring, leather
bomb found on beach, cherry
blossom parties, motorway
fireworks, my national TV debut... |
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| February
2002 |
Tokyo
earthquake
in Tokyo, umbrella condoms, the
tongue brush, "norck
shake machin"... |
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